Destiny and jokes.

Destiny has a bad sense of humor.
It really has. That's what got me in this mess, I sure didn't do anything to get here. I just kind of ended up here without ever really wanting to. It just happened, and guess what?
I have this weird thought that you might enjoy this.
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I really have. People claim a look says more than thousand words, and you just wrote me a goddamn novel.
I never get why you just don't spit out whatever it is that you want and let me get on with my own life. Damn you.